Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

"I love you a ton!"

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My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.

भगवान

दुइजना पूजारीहरुको बिबाद पर्दै थियो। दुबै जना आफु भगवान भएको दाबी गर्दै थिए। यत्तिकैमा एउटा जड्याहा आइपुग्यो।

पहिलो पूजारी: म हो भगवान।

दोश्रो पूजारी: म हो भगवान।

munna vai...

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

mu or gu..

'Mu' or 'Gu' me kya relation hai? Dirty mind..Rusia me 'mu' ko "life" aur afrika me 'gu' ko "khushi" kehte hai. Hum dua karte hai ki aapke 'mu' me hamesa 'gu' rahe :D

शेरे को गफ....

गफाडि शेरे,छेरे र हेरे एकदिन कस्को बाउ अग्लो भन्ने मा गफ दिदै थे ।।
छेरे :- यार मेरो बाउत हिमाल भन्दा अग्लो छ ।
हेरे :- आछि तेरो बाउ तेति मात्र मेरो बाउले त आकाश को बादल पन्साउँछ ।

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