Funny Chutkilas

Teacher: Ramalingam, Stand up! and give me an example of an amphibian
Ramalingam: Sir! an example of an amphibian is a Frog
Teacher: Ok. Now give me an example of another amphibian
Ramalingam: Sir!, another example of an amphibian is another frog

Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hari in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hari : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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