डेटिङ

एउटा आइमाई श्रीमानको मिल्ने साथीसँग डेटिङमा गई छन ।
फोनको घन्टी बज्छ ।
आइमाई : हजुर, हुन्छ ! बाइ
आइमाई आफ्नो प्रेमीलाई हेदै हास्छिन : मेरो श्रीमानले भन्नु भयो कि उहा तपाईंसँग गल्फ खेल्दै हुनुहुन्छ रे !

गोर्खे नेता :

बिमल गुरुंगले जनतालाई पट्टाए
जनताले घिसिंगलाई सात डाँड़ा कट्टाए |

घिसिंगले गोर्खाल्याण्ड माग्दा माग्दै, छैटौं अनुसूचिमा निप्ट्यो
छैटौं अनुसूची खानु नपाई, लिस्नु बाट जिप्ट्यो |

विमलले गोर्खाल्याण्ड माग्दा माग्दै, जी.टि.ए.मा अड्कायो
बुद्ददेवले चिप्ले लगाई, आदिबासीलाई भड़कायो |

बिर्षा मुन्डाले बुझेनन्, बुद्ददेवको चाल
कलकत्ताको रसगुल्ला देखेर, मुख भरी राल |

नेपालि र आदिबासी, भेड़ा जस्तै जुझ्छ
बुद्ददेव चैं खुचिंग मार्दै, आनन्दले सुत्छ |

जनतालाई बनाए यता न उता
गोर्खाली नेता कुवाकै भ्यागुता |

दार्जिलिंगमा बसेर गोर्खाल्याण्ड मांग्छ
दिल्लीमा पुगे पछी थर-थर काँप्छ |

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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