lipstick को दाग :

स्वास्नी : यो तपाँईको सर्टमा lipstick को दाग चैं कसरी लाग्यो ?
लोग्ने : त्यही त,, म पनी छक्क परी रहेछु, दाग काहाँ बाट लाग्यो भनेर ,,, त्यती बेला त मैले सर्ट खोलेको थिएँ ,,,,,,,,,,

नर्कमा गुरु

एउटा क्लासमा ह्वेलको बारेमा कुरा हुँदैथियो ।
शिक्षकः ह्वेल शारिरिक रुपमा ठुलो भएपनि मानिसलाई निल्न सक्दैन, किन भने उसको घाँटी सानो हुन्छ ।
बिद्यार्थीः तर, दिपक त जापान जाँदा ह्वेलले निलेको रे,
शिक्षकः होइन, त्यो असम्भव छ ।

Vanentine's Day

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."

Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independance Day

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

Father's Business

Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?

Student replied: “Furniture sale business.”

Then teacher asked again: “How is your father business going on?”

Student answered, “Very Well ! We have now only our bed at home.”

I love u

One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl
girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko?
boy: aauta bakya nai padhna aayena padhdau na .
girl: deu na ta
boy:[ aafu le lekheko patra jhikdai] lau
girl: I LOVE U
boy: dhanya yar ma tesai ko pratkshya ma thiye

Million Dollars

An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars. Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Larry!" yelled the teacher, "you've done absolutely nothing. Why?" "Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do!"

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